lillyface:

luce-felice:

sheldonjames:

bowie-coyote:

YOU CAN’T CLIMB UP THE WALLS, CHAIR.  YOU’RE A CHAIR.

YOU ARE AN INATIMATE OBJECT MADE FOR ELEVATED SITTING, NOT SPIDERMAN…

CHAIR, YOU’RE DRUNK.

lol drunk chair

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU CHAIR, GOD.

FUCK YA’LL I WANT THIS CHAIR.

CHAIR, DON’T LET THEM DISCOURAGE YOU. DON’T LISTEN TO THEM, CHAIR. IF YOU WANT TO CLIMB THE WALL THEN DO IT. YOU’RE ALREADY HALFWAY THERE AND YOU’RE DOING AN AMAZING JOB. BE DIFFERENT, CHAIR. REACH FOR THE STARS. LOOK AT YOU. YOU ARE DEFYING WHAT HAS BEEN THE DEFINITION OF “CHAIR” FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS. YOU. CAN. DO. IT.